The Importance of Correct Punctuation

-unknown

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?

Gloria

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Gloria

[This document originally came to me (from an unknown source) titled The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation". I don't know whether this was meant to be part of the humor. I changed the title to avoid perpetuating the quotes = emphasis mistake. -ojo]

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